Around Every Corner, A New Phenomenon: The Orbit at 10

weathered number 10 on glass door
Ten … and feeling the passage of time

The year was 2015—late summer/early fall, probably. Your author was at The Cooper Hewitt Design Museum in New York City[1]. The exhibit was one of those catch-all “items from the collection”-like things—no specific theme, but we’re going to put out a bunch interesting random stuff and, like Lou Pappan, you’re gonna like it.

From across a big gallery room, the voice of a fellow museum-goer was unmistakeable. I didn’t know the guy, but I sure as hell knew his accent. He was super hopped-up over a particular piece that I hadn’t made my way around to yet.

The chair, first introduced as part of the 1939 World’s Fair[2], was formed by a single curled piece of thick glass. With its clean, simple lines and modern industrial materials—somewhere between Bauhaus and The Jetsons—it was as perfect an example of midcentury future-gazing as you’re likely to find. The piece was manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company in, as this man was proud to announce, “The card says Pittsburgh, but that was made in Ford City!”

Turchin/Dierra glass chair manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company
Turchin/Dierra glass chair manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company, Ford City, PA. [photo: Cooper-Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum]

The chair went on the list—and that list was already pretty long. Pittsburgh Orbit was in its first year, and we were still figuring out what we were doing. The buffet of things to write about seemed like an inexhaustible supply of unexplored (for me, at least) places, histories, oddball quirks, and un-pointed-out artifacts: Toynbee Tiles, city steps, fish fries, repurposed synagogues, dead malls, and weird pizza were all things that got covered early on. Around every corner, a new phenomenon; in any far-flung outpost, a connection to Pittsburgh.

At that point, I’d been around the metro Pittsburgh block—perhaps more than most—but still never set foot in many city neighborhoods. Towns up and down the river waited unexplored. I was out to change all that—go everywhere within arm’s reach, see everything I could, make this digital publication as deep an exploration of off-the-radar Pittsburgh as it could be.

Two sycamore trees trained and grafted together to form an archway over an entrance sidewalk
The twin sycamores of Sheraden—a city neighborhood I’d not been to previously

With the creation of Pittsburgh Orbit, that casual poking took on a more targeted, express purpose—look at the map, take the afternoon and go somewhere you’ve never been. Chase a story where it looks promising. Go to all those places you’ve heard about, but never actually been to. Always try the local pizza shop.

And when you open your eyes and really start looking, things appear like magic where a younger you would’ve walked right by them. Sure, Mary statues are everywhere, but so is mechanic art and karate art and sticker art. A reader hipped us to sidewalk stamps and finding them became an obsession. We found surprises in alleys and roadside thickets, under bridges and painted on street surfaces.

black and white photo of Andy Warhol lifting weights with Jean-Michel Basquiat looking on and a weight set in the background
Warhol, Basquiat, and a weight set, New York, 1983 (photo: Bart van Leeuwen)

Ten years ago, my friend John was still alive. Among his many kooky interests, he’d done a lot of research to document that a weight set he’d purchased at an estate sale had previously belonged to Andy Warhol. We’d planned to do a story to lay out all the evidence, complete with goofy staged photos of John pumping iron in some ridiculous location. Sadly, we never got to any of that.

Losing John was devastating—especially for his family and the friends who’d known him for decades. It also made the casual feel of much of the work seem very real. These stories, however goofy they can be, are of people and places, the times they lived in and businesses they relied on. They’re precious, delicate things that can disappear before we know it.

man holding open box of pizza with smoke stack and steel mill behind him
Pizza: Monessen style. Orbit pizza consultant Paul with full “tray” of Nuzzaci’s.

And they have. Eating the cloud/sponge pizza from Nuzzaci’s was one of the most extraordinary food experiences this low-budget gourmand has had the pleasure of expanding his waistline over. The basement-of-a-house pizzeria in the Monessen slopes closed in 2022 after 70 years in business.

It’s not alone. In its mere ten years of existence—a pinprick in the tapestry of time—the site has covered businesses and people, ghost signs and art projects that are now gone forever. Chiodo’s was razed to become a Walgreen’s before we started publishing—so we can be excused from that one—but D&G Pizza in Beaver Falls closed just last fall and we never even got to try it. Your author will never forgive himself for missing this opportunity.

colorful abstract designs painted on metal shed panels
One of a kind. Coker art shed (detail), Perry South

While there will always be people doing interesting things—at least, we sure hope so—the number of Nuzzacis or Cokers or Central Parks out there is a finite number. We’ll not be so bold as to assume we’ve reported on everything Orbit-worthy, but after ten years of raking the region, we can say well enough that we’ve exhausted all the easy, medium, and even harder-to-get-to stories. Really juicy features like these don’t come along every day.

Do people want a survey of great men’s room signs?

So where does that leave us? The list—that same list that still has Turchin/Dierra’s glass chair waiting to be reported-on—has a slew of random ideas. We’re sitting on 50 “draft” stories in the hopper. But I’m telling you, they’re either playing to an increasingly obscure set of interests or vastly more difficult to act on. Only Orbit super-fans are going to hang with us through Great Mens Room Signs or Sketchy Law Offices.

exterior of windowless offices of Apple and Apple, Attorneys at Law, Pittsburgh, PA
… how about sketchy law offices?

I’m no less-inclined to go wandering or take pictures, but also pulled in many other directions—responsibilities, sure, but also other creative pursuits. So we’ll see where that takes us.

For now, it’s not goodbye, but more so long. (Is there a difference?) We’ll be back, but with no expectation that it’ll be next week or even next month. Until then, to anyone who read and enjoyed, commented or shared, sent an idea or chuckled at one of our dumb music references, thank you for participating. Now get out there and order some weird pizza before they take that away from us too.


  1. The museum itself has a Pittsburgh connection as it’s situated in the former home of Andrew Carnegie, a mansion on 91st Street, Upper East Side.
  2. https://www.cooperhewitt.org/2015/07/29/the-miracle-of-glass/

Skyline Fine Time: These Go To Eleven

large mural on featuring skyline of downtown Pittsburgh with large sun in sky
Sunny city. A mural featuring the skyline of downtown Pittsburgh on the side wall of the Starlite Lounge, Blawnox

One would think … well, this one would think a lot of things that don’t turn out to be anywhere close to reality. One would think we would have run out of babies by now—no one knows where they come from! And you’d think every square inch of human flesh would be tattoo’d by now, what with the prevalence of retail storefronts that administer ink.

As much as we’d like to ask the hard questions around chicken fingers and vaping, political candidates and exactly who thinks Fred Armisen needs to keep appearing on television screens, this post is about that most evergreen of Orbit topics—how, despite what one might think, we never run out of new renditions of the Pittsburgh skyline. They’re littered throughout the metro area with a frequency so dense most take them for granted. But what about the vigilant eyes of the Orbit? Don’t worry—we’re still looking out for you.

spray-painted mural including skyline of downtown Pittsburgh inside a bubble
Bubble city. No Names Pub, Lawrenceville

Here then is our latest collection—the eleventh in this series—of murals and store signage, handmade and professionally executed, all featuring downtown Pittsburgh’s familiar peaks: PPG Place, the Highmark Hypodermic, USX tower and the rest.

Until next year—and it will probably be pretty much exactly a year from now—keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the skyline.

skyline of the city of Pittsburgh carved into wooden sign
Wooden city. Winthrop Community Garden, Oakland
hand-painted sign for pub with skyline of downtown Pittsburgh
Gray city. The Brookline Pub, Brookline
mural of downtown Pittsburgh
Pretty city. Riverview Antiques, Cheswick
postal label drawn with skyline of downtown Pittsburgh
Liquid city. Bloomfield
mosaic tiles depicting downtown Pittsburgh and an alligator
Gator city. Garfield
retail windows decorated with image of Pittsburgh skyline
Black & gold & dog & cat city. Tails of the Burgh, Verona
business sign with skyline of downtown Pittsburgh appearing grown from plants
Green city. River City Growers, Lawrenceville
sign for sports bar featuring skyline of downtown Pittsburgh
Sports city. Game Time, Ambridge
sign for property management company featuring skyline of downtown Pittsburgh
Key city. Citylife Property Management, Southside
business sign with downtown Pittsburgh and large ice cream cone
Ice cream city. Churn Ice Cream & Coffee, Southside
bar window decorated with silhouette of downtown Pittsburgh skyline
A well-lit, negative-space city. Archie’s, Southside
logo for Allegheny County Sanitary Authority featuring skyline of downtown Pittsburgh
Sanitary city. Alcosan

Window Watching: An Ogler’s 2023 Diary

metal casement windows with warm yellow glow in early morning blue light
It was dark outside, but 2023 started off with a warm glowing light in the early hours of morning. Blue hour window, Strip District (Jan. 9)

If a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul, then actual windows must be the eyes … to the outside world? redecorating options? exciting retail opportunities?

As we approach the end of another calendar year, some of us may reflect with the windows to our souls, but the looking back is probably more metaphorical. Today, though, we consider a year’s worth of very literal windows. It was shocking the number of glass-paned pictures that piled up in the ol’ photo log for 2023—so many that we could have filled multiple blog posts worth, but we decided to stick to the greatest hits.

The windows of homes are herespecifically row houses, for which sidewalk-facing windows have always served as tiny sets for dramas and expressionbut also retail storefronts, industrial buildings, and one cemetery crypt.

Here’s looking at you, 2024!

large retail windows covered with weathered paper
Distressed/modern art window, Lawrenceville (Jan. 12)
window decorated with snowy winter scene
Winter scene window, Lawrenceville (Feb. 9)
window with cut-out cartoon dog and bones
Dog Training window, Tarentum (Feb. 18)
rental shop window with wooden cut-out storks for baby arrival
Double stork window, Tarentum (Feb. 18)
retail display box windows painted over with words "Ice Box"
Ice Box window, New Kensington (Feb. 25)
window with flower box filled with Easter bunnies
(Easter) bunny window, Bloomfield (March 7)
rowhouse window decorated for St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick’s Day window, Lawrenceville (March 12)
window inset to glass block wall with image of Jesus
Jesus window, Allentown (March 15)
stained class window and vase in cemetery mausoleum
Mausoleum stained glass window, Allegheny Cemetery (May 9)
window with handmade sign reading "Rock-in window. Dog dead"
“Rock-in window. Dog dead.” Homestead (May 5)
window with red curtain and paint can keeping window open
Paint can window, Polish Hill (May 10)
retail storefront window with mannequins in ballet dance wear
The Dancer’s Perfect Fit window, Strip District (May 17)
rowhouse window decorated with flowers in vase and statuette of Jesus
Jesus window, Bloomfield (May 19)
rowhouse window decorated with skeleton, baby dolls, stuffed animals
It’s Halloween somewhere window, Bloomfield (June 22)
window inset into glass block wall with patriotic decorations
Patriot/scarecrow window, Carnegie (June 30)
window in brick house decorated with American flag and bunting
Patriot/face window, West Newton (July 4)
window in brick building reflecting sky and power lines
Reflection/power line window, Transmission Magician, Bloomfield (July 11)
rowhouse window with statuette of Mary
Mary window, Bloomfield (July 14)
rowhouse window with large cross and small statuette of Jesus
Jesus window, Lawrenceville (Aug. 1)
rowhouse window with cat laying on sill
Cat window, Lawrenceville (Aug. 17)
rowhouse window with lace curtain
Lace window, Lawrenceville (Oct. 4)
window with newspaper covering glass
Newspaper window, Lawrenceville (Oct. 10)
large former window painted over as part of large mural
Mural window, Morgantown, WV (Oct. 17)
rowhouse window decorated for Christmas
Christmas window, Lawrenceville (Dec. 7)
large window to bar with letters reading in reverse
There’s some ho ho ho’s in this window, Lawrenceville (Dec. 9)

Syntax Collector: A Quote-Unquote “Good Time”

hand-written help wanted sign using quotation marks for emphasis
This one’s got it all: quotation marks, underlining, arrows attacking from both sides. “Experienced” “Pizza Maker” “Needed” Lawrenceville

You know the gesture: the index and middle fingers of both hands, curled and twitching, are held aloft to either side of the speaker’s head. She or he is mid-rant, raving about one indignity or another—or possibly neck-deep in a story whose punchline is yet to be revealed.

Air quotes may be used in a variety of scenarios. For anyone who has ever deployed or received them in (hopefully-joking) sarcasm, the quote gesticulation can only be read as an opposite, a negation of the word being quoted.

Did you really “write” all these “songs?” or He says he’s the “voice” of a “generation.” or I’d “love” to see your “band,” but I have … anything else to do.

Keep Out sign with odd quotation marks
My kid could make that. Antique “Art Work.” Canonsburg

In this context, it’s impossible to read a hand-written sign warning Antique “art work” keep out! or advertising “Breakfast” served all day without seeing the humor in it. How bad could this art work be? If it’s not breakfast, what are they serving all day?

cemetery cenotaph with quotation marks used for emphasis
Who’s your daddy? “Parents of.” St. Nicholas Cemetery, Reserve Twp.

As the son of English professor and an avid reader, I’m well familiar with the “correct” use of English grammar. Misused quotes (or apostrophes, there/their/they’re, etc.) pop out immediately as jarring pot holes on the road to smooth reading. I know they’re technically wrong.

But as someone who loves the fluidity of ever-evolving language, it’s fascinating that so many English speakers—at least, English writers and readers—think of quotation marks as symbols of emphasis.

Like other after-market language tweaks derived to fill a void, I think it’s because we don’t really have a great way to express emphasis in handwriting. Sure you can underline and if you’ve got a design bent, maybe you’ll make the important words larger or double the ink to make it read heavier, but most of the computer-assisted tools to achieve this in text—italics and bold type—are a lot harder to execute with pen and paper.

handmade tribute poster to fire fighters with odd quotation marks
The Sounds That Blair At Night. “Let Us Honor” Our Fire Fighters. Lawrenceville

There are two kinds of people… maxims are painfully reductive, but it feels like quotation marks really do exist in one of two completely separate grammatical lives, depending on the writer/reader. To treat quotes as emphasis is a language hack that looks goofy to some of us and reads as completely normal to others. I’m “O.K.” with that.

Handmade tribute to American armed services in row house window
To the or not to the. “To The” Army, Navy, Marines, Coastguard, Air Force. Lawrenceville
hand-written note for delivery person using quotation marks for emphasis
The postman always rings twice. “Delivery Person.” Lawrenceville
sign in shop window using quotation marks for emphasis
No food or drink or on cell phones “permitted” in this store. Ambridge
hand-drawn address marker on brick wall
“Apt 2 in back”! (in the back). Bloomfield
sign for restaurant with quotation marks used for emphasis
How many Frans? “FRANS.” Donora
store hours posted in shop window with many hand alterations
Flex time. “Summer Hours,” Cumberland, MD
handmade sign on chainlink fence using quotation marks for emphasis
Come on in! “NO” Tress PASS. Troy Hill
handmade sign looking to buy collectibles with quotation marks used for emphasis
Don’t call us, we’ll call you. “CALL” 724-797… Ambridge
Jesus statue in antique store with hand-written sales tag
The one-finger salute. Giving “Blessing” Hand Position, Canonsburg
sidewalk chalk board advertising breakfast
You are what you eat. “Breakfast” served all day. Lawrenceville
handmade note to package carriers with odd quotation marks
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. All “UPS” Packages to Back Porch. Lawrenceville
plywood with spray-painted message
NO “DUMPING” WOOD AT ALL. Lawrenceville
Sign in shop window using quotation marks for emphasis
So … bathrooms? “NO” Bathrooms. Downtown

Address Your Best: Numbers Running, House Hunting, and Looking for the Right Address

hand-drawn address marker on brick wall
Have you seen the back? “Apt 2 in back”! (in the back). One of many terrific handmade or otherwise extraordinary address markers. Bloomfield

December, here we are. We can now see our breath on every pre-dawn constitutional as November’s mild, sunny weather has finally given way to real winter temperatures. Snow has been minimal, so far, but shovels and salt stand at the ready for the inevitable. Trees are fully divested of their leaves. Figs have gone to ground.

All around us The Twinkling has begun—lights in Christmas green and red, but also “electric icicle” white. Plastic figurines are set up to either celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ or make offerings to the candy cane gods—take your pick. Draped on bare trees and outlining front porches, all those tiny LED bulbs act as sentinels to the night. It’s coming, they sing in quiet unison to an audience with no option, whether you want it or not.

In short, we are officially in what retail workers, mail carriers, and delivery drivers call the most wonderful time of the year.

hand-painted sign directing to apartment access
439 Apts 1 & 2, Oakland

It’s likely The Orbit‘s convivial readership will have plenty of visitors to their homes over the next few weeks. Hopefully some of those will bring glad-tidings, along with the requisite maids a-milking and geese a-laying. If you’re lucky maybe Uncle Joe will break out the myrrh—it’s just not the holiday season without myrrh.

Others will climb your front steps on business. Envelopes stuffed with year-end brag letters and pictures of golden children will come for many. Thousands—millions!—will receive packages ordered from enormous operations full of plasticware produced far, far away. Amazon doesn’t offer real live swans a-swimming for sale—yet—but that feels like merely a matter of time. If you’re lucky, a friend will send you something truly special by U.S. Mail.

This isn’t the start of the holiday season—that kicked-off right after Valentine’s Day—so let’s call the first week of December the beginning of peak Christmas. For that, we’re sending this photo collection out to all the folks visiting all the addresses with all the things while many of us get to sit cozy, work a puzzle, and fall asleep on a couch as the television spools out one myth after another.

Hand-Delivered

former barber shop with address painted on front door
4825, Garfield (since demolished)
home address marker created from stickers and stenciled spray paint
348, Lawrenceville
residential mailbox hand-painted with address
5428, Lawrenceville
House front door with address repeated in many ways
179 ½ 179 ½ 179 ½ 179 ½, Lawrenceville
hand-painted mailbox with Pittsburgh Steelers emblem
2nd flr, Sharpsburg
handmade sign on front door window directing mail delivery to mail slot
2133, Perry Hilltop
house with address markers crudely painted on basement masonry walls
469 FL 2 / 469 FL 1/Apt 1, Polish Hill
hand-painted residential mailbox
4703, Bloomfield
exterior door with handwritten address above mail slot
six twenty five, Bloomfield
three mailboxes with hand-painted sign for the addresses
215 Ella Street, Apt. 3-5, Bloomfield
hand-painted address sign outside brick house
247 Albert, Mt. Washington
hand-painted residential address painted on ceramic tiles
2828, Strip District
hand-painted address marker for rear appartment
4632 Rear, Bloomfield
hand-painted address sign next to mailbox
Apt B, Monongahela
hand-painted address marker on mailbox
316, West Homestead

Paint on Brick

hand-painted address on masonry wall
4209, Bloomfield
hand-painted home address on masonry
752, Hill District
hand-painted address marker on brick wall
701, Homewood
residential address number painted on masonry
5312, Lawrenceville
address marker with different house numbers carved into masonry and painted on
326 / 382, Lawrenceville

The Art of the Address

stylized address painted on front door of house
3210, Polish Hill
hand-painted address sign feature Polish eagle emblem
3059 Pulawski Way, Polish Hill
hand-painted address sign feature Polish eagle emblem
3060 Wiggins St., Polish Hill
Home address created with mosaic
1212, Spring Hill
home address sign in "boomerage modern" style
3432, Polish Hill
address for Italian Restaurant with image of chef carrying a large bown of pasta
424, West End

Corporate House Numbers Still Suck!

home address written on cardboard and taped to house
312 ½, Bloomfield
home address hand-written on paper, inside Ziploc bag, taped to front door
161 43rd Apt 1, Lawrenceville
home address written on cardboard, stuck inside Ziploc bag, and stuffed behind mailbox
161, Lawrenceville
address sign written on disposable plate
Apt 2, Carrick
home address written on wall shingle
3908, Lawrenceville
house number written on cardboard attached to front door of home
498 First St use back door, West Elizabeth
home address drawn on blue painter's tape attached to front door
5231, Lawrenceville
steel door with handwritten address above mail slot
4913 1/2, Lawrenceville
wooden gate with handmade address sign
5417 Rear, Lawrenceville

Old School Cool

older door with custom address marker set into window
330, Polish Hill
hand-painted address marker on brick wall
810 Concord, East Deutschtown
fading address marker painted on wood
4845, Lawrenceville
house front door window with address numbers in glass
4610, Bloomfield

Don’t Need No Doctor: A Prescription for Mannequin Fever

mannequins with colorful tuxedo vests in storefront window, DuBois, PA
Dressed to impress. Mannequins all set for prom, heads optional.

If you’re like most, you can’t even remember when or where the fever set in. A trip to the department store with Mom, perhaps—that’s where I caught it—or glanced from the corner of the eye while hustling down a busy sidewalk past downtown shop windows.

Figures, stiff and lifeless with contorted expressions and abstracted features frozen mid-pose, draped in seasonal attire or modeling hats and jewelry. Not people, but also not not people, mannequins are no simple clothes hangers in 3-D. Mannequins lead strange existences like harmless exhibitionist vampires—caught in an eternal state somewhere between alive and dead, real and imagined, naked and clothed, a waking dream and a living nightmare.

purple mannequin torso in green overgrowth
A raspberry mannequin in her natural habitat
mannequin dressed as Statue of Liberty
Lady Liberty, mannequin style

One can be excused for thinking mannequin fever only expresses itself within the world of retail apparel. I’m not going to lie, when your author is jonesing and it’s been a while he’ll take a stroll into a Marshall’s, Gabe’s, or Target’s just to take the edge off. It’s a good idea to have one’s local vintage shops in poking distance during a fallow period.

Sure, that’ll get you through, but the real fever kicks in when you’re well out-of-range of sterile department store fluorescent lights and the ringing of cash registers. We’re talking about the not-quite-beating heart of Mannequin Nation.

wig store window with many mannquin heads and painting of Santa Claus
Forget eight tiny reindeer, Santa’s got dozens of mannequins ready to party!
female mannequin of front deck of wooden house
Nothing creepy here. On the lookout with a vacant stare at Lobo’s Lair.

Dozens of mannequin heads stacked cheek-to-jowl in the front window of a wig store. Headless mannequins dressed in patriotic red, white, and blue finery. Like something out of a cable TV crime drama, a lone female model, dressed for summer sun, on the front deck of a house literally down by the river with a sign reading Lobo’s Lair.

You don’t need a head—or a brain—to love America!
male mannequin wearing black and gold leather underwear
Let’s go Steelers!

Mannequins cheer on the Pittsburgh Steelers—in their own way—and advertise political candidates on crime scene cleanup coveralls. (“Shut up and do your job!”) Mannequins hawk vape store offerings—like we need another reason to try Juul strawberry lemondade e-cigs, am I right? Along with the rest of us, mannequins have their own pandemic concerns to worry about and get left out on the curb for big garbage day.

storefront with two mannequins wearing full-body hazard suits
Send in the clones
sculpture made from mannequin torso with large white wig
Mannequin art!

Bored fashion mannequins—hey, you’d be bored too if you had to sit still for months at a time!—wait to catch the eyes of sidewalk strollers. Arty mannequins with paint-cracked skin, ridiculous wigs, and detached hands look for a whole different type of attention. Mannequins are relegated to the side porch with the cat box and dumped in construction sites like stool pigeons who’ve squawked for the last time.

painted mannequin boy left on curbside
Been there! Mannequin left out for the trash
mannequin dressed in banana costume holding sign for vape shop
Vape shop banana mannequin, a “bananaquin”

One more note for the heads (ha!): no discussion of Pittsburgh-area mannequin fever should leave out Randyland—the city’s grand buffet of mutant mannequins. The central North Side artvironment has a little bit of everything and whole lot of over-the-top. That includes mannequins—available any time you need them—hand painted, accessorized, and ready to party. A must, when you’ve got the fever.

man posing behind painted mannequin heads
Mannequins as far as the eye can see. Randyland, Pittsburgh’s mannequin central.
six mannequin midriffs on shelving
Mannequin midriffs, on sale
mannequin heads with protective face shields in storefront window
That’s not six feet apart! Mannequins get Covid-safe.
pair of mannequin heads with wigs and white lipstick
White lips passing in the night
five mannequin heads, each with a long wig, in storefront window
Bored mannequins with long haircuts floating in space
mannequin torso and cat box on porch of house
Still life with mannequin and cat box
mannequins dressed in vintage formal wear in storefront window
Mannequins all set for their dreamy music video
storefront mannequin dressed with bikini top and carnival mask

mannequin lower torso with golden bikini bottom and yellow sashes
Hey, it’s carnival time!

Lastly, a big shout-out to our sister blog The Portland Orbit whose recent story Whatever Happened to Mannequin Fever? got us up off the thinkin’ chair and digging through the archives for a suitable answer post, many years in the making.

mannequin left in muddy water of construction site
Mannequin hit job

The Bad Old Days: Two Doctors Describe the ‘Illegal’ Years

by Kirsten Ervin

illustration of doctor entering room with woman on examination table
[illustration: Rick Bach for In Pittsburgh, 1992]

I was lucky to be fertile during the time of Roe v. Wade, to have the protection of a law that ensured that I had the right to control my own body. Roe v. Wade meant I could decide if and when I wanted to be a parent, or if I wanted to be a parent at all. If the Supreme Court overturns this ruling, it will have existed for just under 50 years; I am currently 54 years old. The thought that people younger than me—women and non-binary folks—will not have this same right, the same control of their bodies is chilling. As Senator Patty Murray stated this week, if Roe v. Wade is overturned “this will be the first generation of women with fewer rights than their mothers.”

Thirty years ago, when I was just 24, I interviewed two doctors who regularly witnessed what illegal abortions did to women for In Pittsburgh. They regularly saw hospital wards full of people sick with sepsis, bleeding profusely, often with permanently damaged reproductive systems—all due to illegal abortion. Over 5,000 women died this way every year. Both doctors fought to create access to reproductive freedom, and ensure women maintained control over their bodies and lives. May we be inspired by their fight, by their resolve and commitment to freedom of choice in our current struggle. Please vote on Tuesday’s Primary Election and know how your candidates stand on the issue of choice. Our lives depend on it.

Kirsten Ervin, 2022


The Bad Old Days: Two Doctors Describe the ‘Illegal’ Years

Originally published by In Pittsburgh Newsweekly, 1992

Like Mary Litman [see last week’s story The Bad Old Days: One Woman Remembers How It Was] thousands of women were hospitalized due to botched illegal abortions in the years before Roe v. Wade. According to the 1970 Kinsey Report, one out of five pregnancies ended in abortion at that time, with the resulting deaths of about 5,000 women each year. Pittsburgh obstetrician/gynecologist Dr. Robert Kisner, who was an intern at Magee Women’s Hospital from 1969 to 1973, recalls the many women who came to Magee after illegal abortions: “The typical ones I saw and remember were people who were really sick. They had a temperature of 104, 105; they looked like the devil and were really septic. If they had done this in an era where we didn’t have powerful antibiotics, a lot of these women would have died.”

Dr. Tom Allen, now the medical director of Women’s Health Services, was a resident intern at Magee from 1944 to 1945. He remembers that usually about half of the 12 or so beds in the Septic Ward were occupied by victims of illegal abortions. Since World War II was on, “all the penicillin, which was the only antibiotic we really had at that time, was reserved for the military,” Allen says. Quite a few women died, and “if they did get better, they were probably gynecological cripples.”

Kisner says patients often developed sepsis, a poisoning caused by absorption of bacteria into the blood; or peritonitis, an inflammation of the abdominal lining. Both were brought about by the unsterile instruments and harsh chemicals of back-alley abortionists. If aggravated, these infections could result in sterility or the later need for a hysterectomy.

Yet “these women almost always waited until they were sick to come in, because they didn’t want to share with us and they knew we would probably be able to figure out what happened,” Kisner says. “It was so painful to me to ask these poor women, ‘Who did this to you?”, or ‘What did they do to you?’ … You could see the shame on their faces.” Many had remained silent because they feared prosecution: “It was almost as if they were educated by the person who performed this to ‘deny everything, because you don’t know me’,” says Kisner.

A number of factors united to change conditions in the late ’60s and early ’70s. Standards set forth by the Obstetrican-Gynecologist Hospital Services in 1969 broadened the scope of medically necessary, or therapeutic, abortions permitted in hospitals. Around this time Magee established the Therapeutic Abortion and Sterilization Committee, which acted on patients’ requests for abortions and/or tubal ligations.

Allen concedes that the meaning of therapeutic abortion was stretched a little bit. Therapeutic abortions in the ’40s and ’50s were for very severe heart or kidney disease that complicated continuation of the pregnancy because of the extra stress on the organs. But there was a conscious movement on the part of [Magee’s] staff to challenge the abortion law. The chairman required that two psychiatrists say, “The continuation of this woman’s pregnancy will endanger her life.” They got it down so they could say, “damage her mental health.”

Also, two direct court challenges were made to Pennsylvania’s restrictive 1939 abortion law. In 1970, motorcycle mechanic Barry Graham Page—a convicted abortionist from Centre County—attacked the law as being too broad and ambiguous, and won. For a time, Centre County was the only place in Pennsylvania where abortion was permissible.

That same year, Allegheny County District Attorney Robert Duggan subpoenaed the hospital records at Magee for all of 1970. He had filed a criminal complaint charging three Magee physicians with conspiracy to commit illegal abortion. Outraged, three therapeutic abortion patients at Magee filed an equity class action for an injuction against the release of such records, claiming this would violate their privacy. Common Pleas Court Judge Anne Alpern granted the injunction, concurring that the state’s 1939 law was ambiguous and therefore unconstitutional. 

Now technically without any abortion law, Allegheny County officials allowed a more permissive atmosphere. As Allen remembers, “We could interpret it so that we could go ahead with an abortion until we were challenged … It was our hope that we could change the legislation. and get a law similar to New York but that didn’t happen.”

What did happen was that Allen, along with the late Leah Sayles, co founded Women’s Health Services in the fall of 1972 as Pittsburgh’s first free-standing, nonprofit clinic providing abortion services. The U.S. Supreme Court made its landmark Roe v. Wade decision in January 1973, three months before WHS actually opened its doors. But Allen says, “We didn’t really care. We were going to open [WHS] anyway.” 

As the Supreme Court prepares to rule on Pennsylvania’s new Abortion Control Act this July, Allen says “Women should never relinquish a right that is theirs,” and warns that protecting choice “is going to take some hard work politically. The only way is … to elect a pro-choice Congress and a President who will not veto choice legislation.” Kisner agrees on the need for activism, adding that “if [choice] ever came down to a single vote, men should not even participate in the vote. We don’t get pregnant.”

Twofer Two, Two Two, Two Tuesday: Daily Doubles for 2/22/22

two large round dormatories
Twin towers / double dormatories. Two times the fun on 2/22/22. Oakland

On the day the photo was taken—the burning sun high in a cloudless sky, light shimmering in the sweltering heat—twin pointed peaks glimmer on a horizon of mysterious black obelisks. In the haze of midsummer’s full, drenching humidity, it seems we must have been transported thousands of miles away and centuries back in time.

Of course, what’s really going here is far more prosaic. The vision of Egypt’s great pyramids is but a wishful hallucination in the blur of summer sun and the deceitful dual sheet metal roofline of General Tire Service’s big building on Smallman Street.

Double diamonds. The great pyramids of General Tire Service, Strip District

On this of all days, however—February twenty-two, twenty twenty-two (2/22/22)—the photograph takes on new life as a daily double. It’s not alone, this twofer, this double from another rubble: a couple memorialized in a ceramic grave photograph, two stencils of a cartoonish astronaut flashing us the OK sign, a pair of broken plastic Christmas candles left out as a matching set for someone … who doesn’t know it yet, but they’ve arrived at their daily double.

two lawn ornament geese dressed in Christmas costumes
The double gooses of 46th Street. Lawrenceville

The double gooses (not “geese”) of 46th Street have long donned their gay apparel—for Christmas, yes, but other prominent holidays too. On this day, however, what great fortune—as if God herself was dealing Jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs—to locate a second double goose up on Penn Avenue just as we’re headed to press. These (plastic) feathered fellows have already gone green in anticipation of St. Patrick’s Day (we assume?), but the camo Army fatigues suggest they may be doing double-duty (ha!) serving up through Memorial Day, too.

pair of goose lawn ornaments decorated green St. Patrick's Day attire and Army fatigues
Entirely different double gooses of Penn Ave. (Yes, that’s *double* double gooses.) Lawrenceville

However you celebrate this very literal once in a lifetime occurrence of numerological planets in alignment, know that while a couple may give you trouble and twins may do you in, there’s still time to double down on a second chance. Don’t think twice, it’s alright.

ceramic photo inset from grave marker
Double portrait. The Riccitellos, Beaver Cemetery
repeated stencil of astronaut making "OK" hand sign
Double OK astronaut. Strip District
Russian orthodox church with two green onion domes
Double onion dome. Charleroi
sign on utility pole with arrows pointing to "Dirty Slag" and "Dirty Limestone"
Double dirty. Skunk Hollow
Two 2-car garages built together
Double two-car garage. Arlington
two ventriloquist dummies, both with sad facial expressions
Double sadness
pair of windows, each with a large Santa head
Double Santa. Lawrenceville
Christmas window decoration of two silver reindeer with red and green ornaments
Double reindeer. Lawrenceville
pair of broken plastic decorative Christmas candles
Double Christmas candle. Lawrenceville
window decorated with two Krampus ornaments
Double Krampus. Lawrenceville
pair of window flower boxes, each with a decorative grave marker
Double flower box burial. Lawrenceville
window decorated with two pictures of Frankenstein and message "Remeber to Love"
Double Frankenstein. Lawrenceville
large house with two front doors
In Pittsburgh, it’s a double-house (not duplex!) Hazelwood
directional arrow on asphalt layered with a second arrow on top
Double arrow. Monaca
street art of traffic cones with Campbell's Soup background and floating eyeballs
Double Warhol eye cones. Strip District
storefront with two mannequins wearing full-body hazard suits
Double danger. Arnold
pair of footprints embedded in concrete sidewalk
Double footprints. Monessen
glass block bar window with painted image of two beer glasses
Double convivial. Coraopolis
hand-written sign on door reading "Turn both knobs at the same time!!!"
No snickering! Double doorknobs. Carrick
pair of anti-Trump posters
Double dunce. Wilkinsburg
Chromos Eyewear sign of a large pair of glasses, with the Pittsburgh skyline in each lens
Double vision / double Downtown. Chromos Eyewear, Lawrenceville

P.S. Not enough doubles for you? Well, you’re in luck. Over at the Portland Orbit they’ve got their own take on this mother of all Twofer Tuesdays. Yes: that’s double the double-takes!

Vestibuler’s Day Off: Package Delivery Post-Its with the Most-Its

instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
The ghost of Christmas past. Please leave all boxes etc. in screen door. Package delivery instructions, Bloomfield

In the back. That’s where Pittsburgh wants its packages delivered; not out front, right on the street. That is, unless the request is to place items Over the gate, Through the gate, Behind the gate, or Inside the gate, under the awning.

Some want their deliveries In the vestibule, Inside the door, or In the screen door. Others are more specific: On side of house on table, one; Up the side steps in front of the door, another; a third: Please bring floor 2 packages to side door up stairs down walkway.

hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door of house
Leave packages inside the door. Garfield

We’re redirecting deliveries Next to the large wooden planter box, Under the mailbox (behind the flower pot), Next door, At the Cricket store, and Across the street at People’s Grocery.

We also set conditions on our parcels: Please place light packages over the fence; heavy packages go here [who decides what the light/heavy threshold is?] and Please, if package fits, place between doors OR deliver to side door thru gate at right.

Some of us believe our carriers have special secret knowledge. Mail Courier: Please deliver the letter in my mailbox to the correct address … this is not it.

messages for package delivery written on wooden front door of house
PLEASE place light packages over the fence / heavy packages go here. Lawrenceville

Being a delivery driver cannot be easy work—especially right now, mid-pandemic, as the Christmas season officially gets into high gear, and when just about everyone is ordering from the Internet—at least, some of the time.

We’ll add the obvious aside here, that this is all one more reason to shop locally and independently as much as one can. The money you spend close to home supports local businesses, stays in the community, and creates the kinds of Main Streets populated with life that pretty much everyone wants to see.

hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door of house
Please open door + put packages in vestibule. Garfield

There are many many stories of Amazon drivers who are unable to take bathroom breaks, monitored by cameras their entire workday, and docked points for taking a drink of water or changing the radio station.

Amazon’s drivers are reportedly given 30 seconds to make each home delivery. That’s not a lot of time for anything, let alone to stop the vehicle, locate and scan the package, haul it to the customer’s front door, and get back to the van. Now, imagine if the delivery address includes a note requesting packages not be left at the front door, but instead be taken “to the back,” or “up the steps,” or “to the side door through the gate.”

mailbox with hand-written instructions for package delivery
PLEASE place big packages inside door. Bloomfield

It’s a lot to ask—even when the instructions pretty much always include please and thank you—but the reasons homeowners make these requests is obvious, too.

If you live in a row house—as your author does and where almost all of today’s photos were taken—there is often no separation between the sidewalk and one’s front door. A package delivered to the front steps is as exposed as something left right on the street. It is effortlessly easy for the most part-time of thieves or teenage pranksters to pick up that intriguing brown cardboard box, pop the corn, and make an evening of the random possibilities that await within.

instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
ATTENTION!! Do Not Leave Packages on Steps. Please put all packages to your right next to the large wooden planter box. Lawrenceville

It’s a conundrum—one the home builders of the late 19th century could never have anticipated. So called “porch pirates” are their own well-known menace, even when they’re not targeting row houses. Today—just spitballin’ here—architects are probably integrating some kind of hidden/protected package receiving area right into the fronts of new housing the way the automobile was welcomed into the home in the 1950s and ’60s.

hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door
Please put all packages inside door. Bloomfield

So with Black Friday behind us and Santa’s elves already packing for non-stop December deliveries, let’s all consider the overwhelmed and under-valued “last milers” who bear the brunt of all that Amazon Prime “free” shipping. They may not be able to “put all packages inside the gate under the awning,” and that’s O.K.

instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
To: postal persons and UPS persons. The door is opened. You can put the packages in the door… Johnstown
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door of house
Please leave packages inside the purple door. Garfield
handwritten sign reading "Mail Slot" taped above mail slot in front door
So that’s what that’s for! Mail Slot. Lawrenceville

Package/Gate or Packagegate

instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please put all packages inside the gate under the awning! Polish Hill
message for package delivery written on paper attached to glass front door of house
Please—if package fits—place between doors OR Deliver to side door thru gate at right. Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please drop packages behind gate. Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Act I: The request. Please place packages over gate. Lawrenceville
note attached to gate reading "Thank you"
Act II: The gate. Thank you. Lawrenceville

Take a walk on the porch side

instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Mail slot is on side of house by gate. Troy Hill
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please put packages on side of house on table. Millvale
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please deliver packages to the side porch. Lawrenceville
handwritten message for package delivery taped to front door of house
Please bring floor 2 packages to side door up stairs, down hallway. Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Place packages up the side steps in front of the (?) door. You can reach me … Polish Hill
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to glass door
Please place packages on side porch. Bloomfield

Have you seen the back?

instructions for package delivery painted on wood scrap
Please deliver packages to back door through gate on Cedarville. Bloomfield
instructions for package delivery taped to front door
Deliveries around back please. Bloomfield
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to brick wall
Please leave packages in Back. Lawrenceville
mailbox with hand-written instructions for package delivery
Please deliver packages to back door. Bloomfield
hand-written message with package-delivery instructions taped to front door of house
Please deliver all packages in the back. Bloomfield
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door of business
Please leave packages in the back. Garfield
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door of house
Please leave all packages at the back garage. Garfield

Not here, not now

instructions for mail carrier written on paper taped to mailbox
Mail Courier: Please deliver the letter in my mailbox to the correct address … this is not it. Lawrenceville
hand-written message with package-delivery instructions taped to front door of house
Please leave packages for 4207 Main St. on porch of 4211 Main St. Bloomfield
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please use Willow Street entrance for all deliveries: mail—food—packages. Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery written on front door of residence
Please use side door Apt 1A. Do not leave pkgs here. Monongahela
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to glass door
Please leave packages at Cricket Store if no one is home. Bloomfield
hand-written instructions for package delivery taped to front door of house
If you have a package and there’s no response on the Ring, please send to our neighbor across the street @ People’s Grocery. Garfield
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please use other door and mailbox. Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
FedEx, UPS please leave packages next door. Strip District
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Do not leave packages here! Lawrenceville

Someone is home: find them!

instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
“Delivery person” Ring bell to the right for 15-30 seconds. I am alway at home during the day. (sic.) Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Ring doorbell and knock loud. Repeat both. Repeat both. Bloomfield
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Giant Eagle delivery: ring bell or call on phone. Millvale
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Please ring door bell. Please don’t leave packages on steps or in the back. Come back if need to. Lawrenceville
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Delivery person please knock hard on back door!!! Homestead
instuctions for mail and package delivery taped to front door of residence
Someone IS home for signatures … please find adult … Troy Hill

Special thanks to Orbit faithful Paul and Mark who came up with “Vestibulers Day Off” and “Post-Its with the Most-Its,” respectively, when your author was unable to think of anything nearly as clever. It’s always Snark Week with those two.

Lawn Order: Turn on Your Love Lighthouse

homemade decorative lighthouse made from painted flower pots, Donora, PA
Flower pot lighthouse, Donora

To call metro Pittsburgh landlocked is a little unfair. There’s water everywhere–just try to leave the house and avoid it. Big rivers, little rivers, creeks, and “runs”; more rain, fog, mist, snow, and ice than we know what to do with. Come July, just walking through the outside air will feel like slamming headlong into a vertical wall of steam. That said, it’s certainly true that the closest ocean is a day’s drive away; heck, we don’t even have a lake, great or otherwise.

So it’s a little weird that so many homeowners living so far from a body of water vast enough to actually need a lighthouse have chosen to erect them–incongruously, oxymoronically–as decoration for their yards.

We’re not talking just one or two here, either. Lawn lighthouses are a legitimate phenomenon of American detached housing. It’s hard to travel a suburban block and not spot an example of the tell-tale tapered tower and its elaborate paint job poking from someone’s hedge row. The nation’s front yards, mulched garden beds, porches, and water features have got a ton of decorative lighthouses and Allegheny County is no exception.

lighthouse lawn ornament with leopard model in front yard of house
Snarling leopard lighthouse, East Vandergrift
decorative red and white lighthouse lawn ornament in front of red brick house
Color-coordinated lighthouse, Lawrenceville

It’s not 100% true, but the lighthouse seems to most often be the cherry on top of an already perfectly immaculate yardscape. They’re like bonus trophies awarded to the homeowners who’ve already won greenest grass and most weed-free expanse titles. The mulch around them is almost always perfectly raked, the flowering shrubs, just so. Lighthouses are often the sole decoration to outside space equivalents of fancy architect houses: clean, organized, and without distraction … but it’s hard to imagine anyone actually lives there or walks on the emerald green.

Anyway, we like them enough to whip out the camera most of the time we spot their glassine window cupolas hiding a water meter or standing tall over an on-the-nose lawn island of big stones.

So here you go, America: turn on your love lighthouse and let it shine on.

front yard decoration including potted flowers, lighthouse ornament and old sailor decoration
Lighthouse with old sea salt, Vandergrift
large decorative lawn lighthouse in front yard of home in Bridgewater, PA
BIG lighthouse on island rock feature, Bridgewater
small wooden lighthouse decoration in front of brick house
Tiny lighthouse, Lawrenceville
handmade wooden decorative lighthouse painted in Pittsburgh Steelers black-and-gold
Steelers lighthouse, ex-putt putt golf course, Millvale
decorative lawn lighthouse against chain link fence, Donora, PA
Chain link lighthouse, Donora
decorative lighthouse ornament in front garden of house in Whitaker, PA
All-American lighthouse, Whitaker
decorative lawn lighthouse painted red, white, and blue, Ambridge, PA
All-American lighthouse, Ambridge
decorative lighthouse in front of entrance to boat club building
OK: this one is semi-legit. Boat club lighthouse, Chateau
decorative yard lighthouse made from painted flower pots
Flower pot lighthouse, Reserve Twp.

Lighthouses and Friends

Like meatballs, sometimes lighthouses don’t want to be alone. Whether paired with front yard Marys, a matching lawn windmill [you know we’ve got a collection of those going too!], dress-up gooses, or all-of-the-above, lighthouses that aren’t in the pristine environments described above often end up in some fun company.

decorative model lighthouses painted black-and-gold in front yard of house in Whitaker, PA
Steelers lighthouse/Steelers windmill, Whitaker
front yard decorated with many small statuettes, Pittsburgh, PA
Lots-of-traffic lighthouse, Morningside [note: bonus Mary!]
front yard covered with decorative figurines, lighthouse, and Mary statuette, Donora, PA
Leaning lighthouse [note: more bonus Mary!], Donora
small yard and porch decorated with statue of Mary, goose, Disney lighthouse, Steelers flag
A little bit of everything: Minnie & Mickey lighthouse, dress up goose, Steelers flag, big Mary, American flag/map, Millvale
small planter with model lighthouse and boat, Pittsburgh, PA
Lighthouse and run-aground boat, Morningside
pair of ornamental lawn lighthouses by water garden feature
Double art lighthouses! Lawrenceville
frame house with decorative lighthouse in front garden
In-the-weeds lighthouse, Hazelwood

The Lighthouses of Neville Island

Perhaps it should be no surprise that Neville Island would be particularly invested in lighthouses. They still don’t have a real one the island, but at least the place is surrounded by water which gives it bragging rights in these parts.

Anyway, there were almost enough Neville Island lawn lighthouses to make a whole collection of just those. However, knowing we’re already pushing it with a subject likely of little interest to anyone with a real life, we decided to bundle them here so we can get on with all the even less meaningful topics on the to-do list.

large wooden duplex house with lighthouse lawn ornament in front, Neville Island, PA
Accessorizing lighthouse, Neville Island
wooden bungalow house with large lighthouse lawn ornament in front, Neville Island, PA
All-American lighthouse, Neville Island
decorative lawn lighthouse in front of wooden house, Neville Island, PA
Island-on-an-island lighthouse, Neville Island
decorative lawn lighthouse, Neville Island, PA
Between-the-trees lighthouse, Neville Island
decorative lawn lighthouse against front porch, Neville Island, PA
Classic spiral stripe lighthouse, Neville Island