The Stanley Keg. One of many DIY Stanley Cups during the Penguins 2017 championship celebration
O! The hubris of the sports fanatic!
Ten years ago this week Pittsburgh hockey fans took to the streets around Pittsburgh Paints Arena hoisting painted-silver, duct-taped, and tinfoil-wrapped constructions of serving bowls, coffee cans, five-gallon buckets, and—in at least one case—a never-returned-to-the-distributor beer keg signed by every member of the young fan’s friends and family. Uptown, the jubilation was overflowing.
Destiny … at least it was in 2017
The occasion was the celebration of the Pittsburgh Penguins 2017 Stanley Cup championship. The Pens beat the Nashville Predators in six games to retain possession of Lord Stanley’s (original) Cup for another year.
That’s because just twelve months earlier we’d gone through the same thing and Pittsburgh Orbit was there to capture the excitement—and weirdo facsimiles of the Stanley Cup trophy—at 2016’s parade downtown. The pattern established, we had every reason to believe it would go on forever.
Throwing the goat for the GOAT
Spoiler alert: it didn’t. The Penguins have not made it back to the Stanley Cup finals in the intervening ten years. To add insult to injury, winners in that span have increasingly come from such un-hockey—or at least un-winter weather—Sun Belt locales as Washington, DC, both Tampa Bay and the rest of Florida, and Las Vegas.
The moment came and went without even a follow-up story from this web site. Yes, that is shameful and something we’ll have to take to the grave.
The leaning cup
This week, though, the whole thing came back and lazy Orbit staff got off their keisters to right this particular wrong, a decade in the making. Here are our collected photos of DIY Stanley Cups from way back in 2017.
Hats off to the (North) Carolina Hurricanes, this year’s National Hockey League champions. May the streets around The Lenovo Center in Raleigh be littered with scraps of tin foil as families search in vain for that missing salad bowl they’d swear was right here just last week.
The year was 2015—late summer/early fall, probably. Your author was at The Cooper Hewitt Design Museum in New York City[1]. The exhibit was one of those catch-all “items from the collection”-like things—no specific theme, but we’re going to put out a bunch interesting random stuff and, like Lou Pappan, you’re gonna like it.
From across a big gallery room, the voice of a fellow museum-goer was unmistakeable. I didn’t know the guy, but I sure as hell knew his accent. He was super hopped-up over a particular piece that I hadn’t made my way around to yet.
The chair, first introduced as part of the 1939 World’s Fair[2], was formed by a single curled piece of thick glass. With its clean, simple lines and modern industrial materials—somewhere between Bauhaus and The Jetsons—it was as perfect an example of midcentury future-gazing as you’re likely to find. The piece was manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company in, as this man was proud to announce, “The card says Pittsburgh, but that was made in Ford City!”
Turchin/Dierra glass chair manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company, Ford City, PA. [photo: Cooper-Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum]
The chair went on the list—and that list was already pretty long. Pittsburgh Orbit was in its first year, and we were still figuring out what we were doing. The buffet of things to write about seemed like an inexhaustible supply of unexplored (for me, at least) places, histories, oddball quirks, and un-pointed-out artifacts: Toynbee Tiles, city steps, fish fries, repurposed synagogues, dead malls, and weird pizza were all things that got covered early on. Around every corner, a new phenomenon; in any far-flung outpost, a connection to Pittsburgh.
At that point, I’d been around the metro Pittsburgh block—perhaps more than most—but still never set foot in many city neighborhoods. Towns up and down the river waited unexplored. I was out to change all that—go everywhere within arm’s reach, see everything I could, make this digital publication as deep an exploration of off-the-radar Pittsburgh as it could be.
The twin sycamores of Sheraden—a city neighborhood I’d not been to previously
With the creation of Pittsburgh Orbit, that casual poking took on a more targeted, express purpose—look at the map, take the afternoon and go somewhere you’ve never been. Chase a story where it looks promising. Go to all those places you’ve heard about, but never actually been to. Always try the local pizza shop.
Warhol, Basquiat, and a weight set, New York, 1983 (photo: Bart van Leeuwen)
Ten years ago, my friend John was still alive. Among his many kooky interests, he’d done a lot of research to document that a weight set he’d purchased at an estate sale had previously belonged to Andy Warhol. We’d planned to do a story to lay out all the evidence, complete with goofy staged photos of John pumping iron in some ridiculous location. Sadly, we never got to any of that.
Losing John was devastating—especially for his family and the friends who’d known him for decades. It also made the casual feel of much of the work seem very real. These stories, however goofy they can be, are of people and places, the times they lived in and businesses they relied on. They’re precious, delicate things that can disappear before we know it.
Pizza: Monessen style. Orbit pizza consultant Paul with full “tray” of Nuzzaci’s.
And they have. Eating the cloud/sponge pizza from Nuzzaci’s was one of the most extraordinary food experiences this low-budget gourmand has had the pleasure of expanding his waistline over. The basement-of-a-house pizzeria in the Monessen slopes closed in 2022 after 70 years in business.
It’s not alone. In its mere ten years of existence—a pinprick in the tapestry of time—the site has covered businesses and people, ghost signs and art projects that are now gone forever. Chiodo’s was razed to become a Walgreen’s before we started publishing—so we can be excused from that one—but D&G Pizza in Beaver Falls closed just last fall and we never even got to try it. Your author willnever forgive himself for missing this opportunity.
One of a kind. Coker art shed (detail), Perry South
While there will always be people doing interesting things—at least, we sure hope so—the number of Nuzzacis or Cokers or Central Parks out there is a finite number. We’ll not be so bold as to assume we’ve reported on everything Orbit-worthy, but after ten years of raking the region, we can say well enough that we’ve exhausted all the easy, medium, and even harder-to-get-to stories. Really juicy features like these don’t come along every day.
Do people want a survey of great men’s room signs?
So where does that leave us? The list—that same list that still has Turchin/Dierra’s glass chair waiting to be reported-on—has a slew of random ideas. We’re sitting on 50 “draft” stories in the hopper. But I’m telling you, they’re either playing to an increasingly obscure set of interests or vastly more difficult to act on. Only Orbit super-fans are going to hang with us through Great Mens Room Signs or Sketchy Law Offices.
… how about sketchy law offices?
I’m no less-inclined to go wandering or take pictures, but also pulled in many other directions—responsibilities, sure, but also other creative pursuits. So we’ll see where that takes us.
For now, it’s not goodbye, but more so long. (Is there a difference?) We’ll be back, but with no expectation that it’ll be next week or even next month. Until then, to anyone who read and enjoyed, commented or shared, sent an idea or chuckled at one of our dumb music references, thank you for participating. Now get out there and order some weird pizza before they take that away from us too.
The museum itself has a Pittsburgh connection as it’s situated in the former home of Andrew Carnegie, a mansion on 91st Street, Upper East Side.
Riding in a limousine—or perhaps arriving in a limousine—is the height of elegance. At least, that’s the sales pitch. In car- and celebrity-obsessed America, renting a limousine is an affordable splurge for people on their special day. Put down a couple hundred bucks (I’m guessing?) and you too can be a Kardashian from Carnegie or a Kennedy from, uh, Kennedy.
With but a single phone call—and valid credit card—a very long automobile will ferry you from the church wedding to the reception at the airport Ramada. What happens in the six to twenty-four passenger seats stays in the back, but I’m sure the entire party can pump up the jams, watch a tiny television, or drink champagne—among other activities—in the faux-leather interior all the way to and fro.
That’s a (gravel) lot of limo, Neville Island
Forty-ninedifferent businesses show up in Google’s listings for Pittsburgh limousine services. Who are the people taking all these fancy trips? Your author is in his mid-fifties and never had the opportunity to ride in a limousine or an occasion that warranted renting one. Despite the sour grapes tone of that statement, he also really feels no need or desire to do so. When I blow money it’ll be at the record store, thank you very much.
Ex-urban limo, Conway
While riding in a limousine may be posh—if only for a brief journey across town—driving one is still very much a working-class job done by real people. All those businesses and independent operators need a place to store the boat-sized vehicles that pay the bills when they’re not idling outside Heinz Chapel or bumping to the club.
These aren’t the kind of cars that fit two-wheels-up-on-the-sidewalk in city neighborhoods or tucked neatly into suburban garages. No, you need some serious real estate to park a 46-foot stretch SUV. People seem to find that room wherever they can—outside industrial buildings and in vacant lots, in alleys and fenced-in compounds.
Community garden limo, Spring Garden
The Orbit was there to take pictures of them, every time we got the chance. That seems like a fitting theme for this post-New Year’s Eve day when we were at least supposed tohave partied like it was 1999 last night.
Whether you were hooping it up in a totally-torqued black Lincoln Town Car or working a jigsaw puzzle with some goofballs from down the block (ahem) let’s cruise into this new year in style … whatever that may mean to you.
Cat limo, Garfield
Row house limo, Blawnox
Farmhouse limo, Middlesex Township
Limousine graveyard, Millvale
Made in the shade, Strip District
Party bus with a view. Dream’s Luxury Experience, Polish Hill
What’s “Mine” can be yours. Adonis Limousines, Ambridge
Chain link limo, Etna
A Limousine Service, Sharpsburg
A Silver Fox Limousine, Neville Island
Note to self: Limousine Graveyard is a pretty good band name
Row houses with side-by-side paint swatch tests, Lawrenceville
America—whether we like it or not—is getting a new paint job real soon. The next resident of America’s address won’t have the option to literally paint The White House you know, any other color, but he’s already decorating his cabinet in a radical new scheme. Will it be Science Denial Green or Paedophile Pink? Fox News Blue or Menstrual Blood Red? From what color interior walls will the poor housekeeping staff be required to scrub the ketchup stains and diaper odors this time around?
Before … Oakland
You’d think it would be easy to get before and after photos of a big painting project … you’d think. We know right where someone was planning to paint—it must be happening soon, so we’ll just check back when the job is done … right?
Not so fast. You’d be surprised how many customers take the initial leap to get a handful of color splotches painted on the front of their home or business only to let that job linger for months—years even—while they figure out what they want to do and how to pay for it.
… and after. Looks like they went with Option #1. Oakland
So we wait … and wait … and, gosh darn it, we’ve waited long enough! We’re running out of time and someone’s just about to kick over the paint can and put Bevis in charge of the cheerleading squad.
Welcome to your new home, America. We don’t know what it’ll be like when the job is done, but it ain’t gonna look the same.
Kind of like this one just as-is. Lawrenceville
So many options! Wheeling, WV
Let’s get stoopid! Lawrenceville
This feels political. Bloomfield
Green party. Point Breeze
Window swatching. Lawrenceville
Which non-offensive neutral color to choose? Point Breeze
A little advice: don’t choose white person flesh color for your house. Lawrenceville
Who hasn’t prayed for a Steelers win? Statuary with black and gold rosary, St. John Vianney Cemetery
If there was any question about the black-and-gold beaded rosary, one only needs to look down. At the foot of the concrete statuary figure in blue (a monk? saint? pious Orbit readers, help this heathen out!) is a grave marker in red granite. Along with the deceased’s name, dates, and engraved rope-like border, is the unmistakeable triple-hypocycloid emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
… if there was any question about the colors in the rosary, St. John Vianney Cemetery
To say that Steelers fans live and die by the team may be an exaggeration, but when a person (or their family, for them) chooses to take that fandom into the infinite, the statement becomes much closer to literal.
Our first story on Steelers Graves was eight years ago—an eternity in the blogosphere!—and while we’ve likely passed way more markers than we’ve collected here, it was time for a re-up. Here we go.
What’s red and white and yummy all over? Brier Hill pizza from Avalon Downtown, Youngstown, Ohio
Crunch. In a pizza crust, it’s an underused device. The teeth love to plunge into stretchy, chewy, hot-out-of-the-oven dough—don’t pretend your choppers aren’t salivating at the very suggestion of it. We love chewy. It’s fresh bread’s most distinctive glorious quality, right? Who’d want to crunch when she, he, or they can live inside a luxurious world of steaming hot dough?
As it turns out: Youngstown. That’s who. And with very good reason.
If only downtown Youngstown had this many people in it. Mural, Avalon Downtown
Just when you think you’ve exhausted the supply of unique, old-school regional pizzas, one comes along to knock the socks off right when the weather was suggesting we might need to put them back on.
Brier Hill, The Internet tells me, was, for much of the 20th Century, Youngstown, Ohio’s Little Italy. Like Larimer, here in Pittsburgh, time and tide, freeway expansion and the closing of Youngstown Sheet and Tube have done their thing to make the neighborhood unrecognizable as an Italian-American enclave today. [Sorry—no photos!]. But at minimum, Brier Hill’s name lives on in a distinct style of regional pizza Orbit staff had to sample, and that we did.
Ghosts of an Italian-American enclave past. Catholic Church domes and forgotten foundation in Youngstown.
Youngstonians! … or is it Youngstowners? Youngstonites? Youngsters? Whatever your collective noun, give this out-of-towner a break. Trying to research Brier Hill pizza from an hour away is not ideal and with only one shot—at least, this time around—picking any single pizzeria was inevitably going to be a too-small sample size.
Sunrise Pizza in nearby Warren, Ohio gets a lot of praise for their Brier Hill, as does The Elmton Bar and a brand new spot called Brier Hill Pizza, both in Struthers. St. Anthony of Padua Church—likely the only outlet in Brier Hill—makes hundreds of pizzas every week as a fundraiser for the parish … but we wanted a place we could sit down and eat it and I’m not sure we could have gotten one anyway. There are pizzerias in suburban Austintown and downriver to Lowellville. But for the taste of Youngstown we wanted to, you know, actually eat the pie in Y-Town. So we went to the downtowningest of them all, to Avalon.
Avalon Downtown Pizzeria on W. Federal Street
The pizza differs from its standard American half-siblings in several important ways. First, there’s that crunch to the crust. Avalon calls the crust “focaccia-like” and we’ll not argue with that description. Pittsburghers will recognize its similarity to the par-baked foundations of Ohio Valley-style pizza—think Beto’s or Police Station.
A pizza cook once told me his secret was “Don’t use too much sauce.” That philosophy goes straight out the window in the Mahoning Valley. Brier Hill pizza is poured deep—like buttercream frosting on a wedding cake deep—with thick, spicy tomato sauce. Large slices of green and red bell peppers make up the only other vegetable content.
Finally, there’s no mozzarella on a Brier Hill pizza … and you won’t miss it. You heard me. That sacrosanct contract pizza has with American tastebuds is nowhere to be found. Instead, the Brier Hill pie is finished with a fine dusting of Romano cheese. The order arrives looking like we’re 20 minutes into the first snow of the year, only to dissolve into all that rich sauce as the meal commences.
A slice of Avalon Downtown’s Brier Hill pizza
The effect? It’s freakin’ delicious! Mrs. The Orbit accurately described the experience as that of dragging your garlic bread through the remaining marinara sauce on spaghetti night. That’s 100% true, but understates the fact that a Brier Hill pizza is no accidental afterthought. It’s a carefully constructed masterwork of simplicity.
That, of course, could be said of just about any pizza. But this one upends the expectations and recalibrates the tastebuds. It also thrills us in that unique way that is only achieved by finding a completely new facet to one of our oldest and dearest friends.
Getting there: Avalon Downtown Pizzeria is at 17 W. Federal Street in Youngstown. It’ll take you a little over an hour to get there from most of Pittsburgh.
Millvale’s (unofficial) micro gallery, one of many opportunities to see outside art … if you get there at the right time
Off and on, for the last several years, one of the region’s most secretive art galleries has hidden in plain sight … you just have to know where to look, and get lucky when you do your looking.
Across two faces of an ever-under-construction house in Millvale is a rotating gallery of both discarded / repurposed / found artwork and original, site-specific pieces attached directly to the exterior plywood of the would-be home. It’d be an odd thing to come across anywhere, but here on this side of a side street, up the hill from down, on an out-of-the-way dead-end seems particularly unlikely.
Flowers and Tyvek, Millvale micro gallery
That phrase, lucky when you do your looking, is so apropos to the pursuit of Outside Art that I think we’ll use it for our title here. How else to describe the ephemeral experience of a chance encounter with art left out—out on the sidewalk, on the front porch, attached to a fence or telephone pole—that may no longer exist by the time you reach the end of the block?
In some cases, outside art is anchored on private property—it’s there for the long haul—but even this, we know, is temporary. The house will sell, residents will move along, time and tide will do their worst to anything left out in our all-four-seasons-will-get-you climate.
For so many others, public display time is measured in days, if not minutes, as any passer-by may take a swipe at the work, or toss it in the bin. So, like so much in life, enjoy it now while you still have the chance.
Outside art garage, Garfield
The hands of aquatic life, Polish Hill
Vegetable tributes, Lawrenceville
Thi$ i$ America, Garfield
Tall building, Garfield
Aboriginal patterns (?) by Jorgé, Upper Hill
Birdhouses, Garfield
The psychedelic triangle! Garfield
Wall/flower, Wilkinsburg
Poles and Fences
No violins no crying no crying, Bloomfield
Big Eyes x2, Lawrenceville
Big eye twins, Lawrenceville
Blow me up!! (But start with your cell phone), North Oakland
You’d be happy too if you had love in your heart and paint in your hair. Outside art on Mt. Oliver
Relaxing in the sun is a curious figure. Large enough to be an elementary-aged child, the wooden man has a goofy grin, bespectacled eyes, and a red nose. “Dressed” in a patchwork of crazy patterns and colors, he’s very much in tune with the paint-splattered retaining wall he rests upon.
As decoration or mascot for Johno’s Art Studio, Mt. Oliver, the little fellow could be considered anything from advertising shill (if you’re that cynical) to neighborhood character—at least, hopefully people look forward to seeing the little guy as they crest the hilltop. Regardless, he’s an objet d’art that Johno put out for all to see and enjoy.
Life advice from P. Miller, Strip District
The art is public, but it’s not public art. It’s on private property—presumably sponsored by the land-owner—but very purposefully there for everyone to see. While the placement is external to a private residence (or business, like Johno’s), this isn’t what people mean when they talk about outsider art.
Outside Art, the term coined by The Portland Orbit, exists in the liminal space between these worlds as a sort-of aesthetic alternative to flag-waving and yard sign messaging. Sure, you could have a perfect green blanket with a killer array of azaleas, but what if you own a six-foot abstract statue with a human head and hand holding a golden bird? Put it out front, man—let the world enjoy that marvelous creation!
The head’s doing all right, but the body could use some work, Reserve Township
Triple-header, Polish Hill
Red rooster, Polish Hill
Fingers crossed, Uptown
Still life with horse and aquarium cottage, Lawrenceville
Welcome to Frogtown
The psychedelic lizard of Frogtown, Stanton Heights
John Lee is back with artist Rachel McFarlane Davis in a new two-person show at Unsmoke Systems in Braddock this Saturday.
On a big open wall in a former Catholic school in Braddock hangs the largest painting artist John Lee has ever completed. Across its twelve foot span, an array of dancing figures—heads from all over the animal kingdom; bodies straight off American Bandstand—dance, twist, and turn in wild abandon. The painting still doesn’t have a title, but when it does it’ll have something to do with dead oceans and/or Bob Dylan.
“People of the Sky and Earth” by John Lee
“I just really like making art,” Lee says in an understatement we’ll not dispute, “If I really love something, I want to do it some more—I don’t feel in control of the process.”
When last we left The Cardboard Caravaggio™, he was long on paintings and short on gallerists willing to host them. The Honor System Art Gallery he set up on a condemned storefront is Garfield is long since gone—the building itself was razed not long after—paintings distributed throughout Hazelwood disappeared just as quickly.
You are invited! “Sorry for the Advertisement,” John Lee’s entry to Art All Night this year
This Saturday, though, Pittsburgh will have only its second chance to see John Lee’s work in a gallery setting. This time he’ll have a little more room to spread out than he did at The Silver Apple.
So much room, in fact, that the show is a double-bill with Columbus artist Rachel McFarlane David, an old friend and collaborator of Lee’s. David’s lovely detailed drawings and folk art-inspired wood-carvings will share wall space with Lee’s loose-limbed disco-dancing and yoga-flexing bird people and plaid-skinned omni-eyed “everyman.”
drawing by Rachel McFarlane David
More Heat Than Light, the name for the combined show, came with a backstory way deeper than your author had anticipated. There’s a Shakespeare reference, something dealing with a hit YA author’s marketing theory, and the history of electrical illumination. That preamble lead to art’s natural frustration between balancing light (presumably, all the good parts) with heat (the effort it took to get there) … at least, I think that’s where we got to.
“Running Tangled Everyman” by John Lee
However we arrived, the combined show is a two-great-tastes affair for sure. The contrast between David’s precision and Lee’s let-it-all-hang-out maximalism won’t be lost on anyone. You’ll have to get in nose-to-the-glass close to see the detail in David’s penstrokes and pyrography (wood burning with a stylus); Lee’s figures will read from Kennywood.
wooden bird by Rachel McFarlane David
“I thoroughly enjoy John’s work and mindset,” David says, “We think differently and we work differently, but there’s a commonality in the work.”
Both artists are frequent users of recycled and repurposed materials, for one, and they both love color. John Lee’s affection for cardboard is hard to miss, but David’s work on wood is much more stealthy. The source material comes from discarded cookware and furniture, wood scraps and curbside pickups from neighborhood walks. Some of the artworks’ former lives are obvious—there are a couple cutting boards that still look like cutting boards. Others require a peek at the back for a hint at the wood’s source.
a well cut cutting board, Rachel McFarlane David
More Heat Than Light happens this Saturday, May 11, 6-9pm, at Unsmoke Systems: 1137 Braddock Ave, Braddock, PA.
“Blue And White Pottery Birdman” by John Lee
birds/feet, collaboration between both artists
flowers mini, drawing by Rachel McFarlane David
Keep your fingers crossed. John Lee amongst friends.
Holy Mother of Jesus! Big Catholic, Ciudad de México-style
I know, I know … I know. Wrong holiday, dude! Christmas was three months ago—this one’s supposed to be about Jesus!
Believe me: in just a ten-day survey, there were Jesuses, crucifixes, arrows, death beds, and blood aplenty. Dyed eggs and bunnies? Notsomuch. If your author had properly thought ahead, maybe he’d have been able to put together a legit Easter sud de la frontera post, but this Easter—at least, here at The Orbit—you’re stuck with Mary.
Crying time again. Crystalized teardrops Mary, San Miguel de Allende
But with Mary—Mary!—we can’t keep away! Pittsburgh loves Mary, but compared to central Mexico, she may as well be Roger Staubach. Mary is ev-ery-where: Painted on the stucco walls of hillside homes and carved into public statuary. She’s mass-replicated on keychains and tchotchkes, trucker caps and shot glasses. And the churches—holy heck! The churches make our over-the-top look under-the-radar. Mary on high with cherubs and well-wishers; Mary chilling in her clamshell crib, decked-out in a crown-like halo and office-to-the-club goldleaf onepiece.
It’s Easter—who’s got time for this blathering when we’ve got teeth to rot and guilt to lay down? Have a nice Sunday, whether you observe the holiday or not. Remember: it’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
Mary de la escaleras, Guanajuato
Flying cherubs Mary, Guanajuato
Alley mural Mary, Guanajuato
Big Mary, little Mary, San Miguel de Allende
Only 120 pesos (about $7.25) for a good-sized Mary, Mexico City