The lovely woman approaches, jet black hair up in a tight bun, dressed in a plain green skirt and poofy red peasant blouse. She’s headed straight toward you, carrying an enormous plate of indeterminate pasta, red sauce, and meatballs–let’s just assume the carafe of house chianti is already breathing on the table. Her facial expression is difficult to discern as the detail has been lost to weather and time, but we’re willing to bet that once it concealed a secret, Mona Lisa smile.
Yolanda’s Pizza & Italian Restaurant, the source of this faded gastronomical fantasia, appears to still be very much around. It’s even multiplied, with dining rooms both in Beaver Falls and here, the original location, in a converted gas station/car wash on Pennsylvania Ave. in Monaca.
But it sure didn’t look like (the possibly-fictional?) Yolanda was still slinging sauce the summer day a year ago when this interloper was wandering around town, dying for an eggplant parmigiana or meatball volcano big enough to sate a blogger’s schnoz-poking appetite. Instead, there was just an empty lot, a Closed sign in the window, and that faded, peeling mural. Sigh.
While Yolanda’s is still serving their traditional Italian chicken pot pie calzones and Polish pizzas–just not when we’re in town–the restaurant’s success doesn’t extend to other regional pizzerias and hoagie houses.
For all the true fans who loved The Orbit‘s 2017 Pi/Pie Day salute to “ghost pizza” and have been waiting a cruel a couple years for more photos of boarded-up Italian restaurants, blinds-drawn dining rooms, and pizza shops vacated long enough ago for their buildings to be condemned, well, here you go.
Happy Labor Day, y’all. Go out and eat a damn pizza before they’re all gone!
 On yolandaspizza.com, the About section mentions the restaurant was founded by a carpenter named Pete Samovoski. There is no explanation as to who the namesake Yolanda is.
4 thoughts on “Hold the Cheese: Son of Ghost Pizza”
Seeing all of these closed up pizza shops is enough to give me indigestion. I need some Alka Seltzer.
I used to love the painted over “Venice Pizza” (now “That’s Amore”) on Butler Street. From 2016 https://goo.gl/maps/FuGBFk3UPZ7pAjhv5. It’s painted over entirely now.
offquality: Don’t worry–we bagged *both* Venice Pizza signs in our first story:
P.S. Why they painted over the name makes sense; the gondola, not so much.
Completely missed the earlier story, nice!